Russian is the New Black

Ok, so here it goes...

I have always fantasized about being (in the biblical sense) with a black guy. I dont know if thats racist, but never the less, its true. Well, I guess it was true until yesterday. Yesterday all that changed.

If, for one day I could have sex with someone other than my lovely husband, I would want to do a Russian. I met one yesterday and he was all I've ever wanted. Let me explain why.

First off, and almost most importantly there's the accent. Now, for you who have never heard a Russian man speak go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ41-7fVObs <--I mean come on! Who could hear that accent and not automatically have panty soup? So manly, so strong, so foreign.

To me, Russian men have such an air of romance around them. That accent spurs on visions of fur coats, vodka and cold nights with only our bodies to keep us warm. A strong strange voice whispering in my ear, telling me secrets that I can barely understand. Telling me stories of the "old country". sigh.

Secondly, Russian men always look so rugged, so brutish. Something about the way they look at you says, "I've fought men and animals with my bare hands, I fight to the death." I bet there is not a russian man alive that has not gotten into at least one fight. It's probably a prerequisit to be Russian. And I dont think its all in my head either, I mean "google" Russian Men and I'm sure that you will get a list of men with strong jaw bones, prominent noses and scarred faces. Faces that have been through a hellish beating and live to tell about it.

Ok, so I just "googled" Russian Men, and it was really lacking in the brutish men department. There was the necessary Russian gymnasts and a lot ugly nudity but no one reminiscent of the charming, untamed man I met yesterday who spoke softly of his dog in the "old country". How disappointing...

Ok, so I have a confession, I just "googled" black men, I think my "race-wet-dream" is back on the brotha bus. Man, Will Smith is fine...

Anyway, I think I will wrap this up. In conclusion Russian Men will invade my dreams tonight, I may never get a real oppurtunity for a husky, strong russian solider to pick me up and carefully place me on his bed of animal furs before having his way with me, but I can dream about it tonight, and oh what a dream itll be.